Thursday, January 12, 2012

I really want a pet monkey!!!?

This makes me laugh. I take is you have in excess of $15'000 available? Because this is what it will cost you to buy an infant spider monkey, a suitable cage, and all the supplies and vet care for your first year. Keep dreaming, kid. Typical silly child. We all wanted monkeys as kids, trust me, you'll grow out of it. And monkeys dont just bite. They scream, throw things (include their own $h1t), can use tools (including knives), are capable of killing you (especially a spider monkey which is much larger than a capuchin), masturbate, pee and poo on their hands and rub it all over you, give you diseases that can kill you, etc etc etc.

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